{"id":9603,"date":"2025-10-06T02:23:00","date_gmt":"2025-10-06T06:23:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.packagingindustrynews.com\/?p=9603"},"modified":"2025-10-06T02:23:00","modified_gmt":"2025-10-06T06:23:00","slug":"blue-moon-gets-that-youre-tired-of-being-asked-why-youre-not-drinking","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.packagingindustrynews.com\/?p=9603","title":{"rendered":"Blue Moon Gets That You\u2019re Tired of Being Asked Why You\u2019re Not Drinking"},"content":{"rendered":"


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The best thing about running a marathon is that for six whole months, give or take, you can talk incessantly about how you\u2019re going to do the unthinkable by running a marathon.\u00a0<\/p>\n

That means that you have license to talk to your friends, family, coworkers, and randos as much as you want about your training regimen, nagging aches and pains, short shorts, what shoes you\u2019re weaning, how you\u2019re fueling, your Strava stats, epsom salt-fueled baths, your nagging aches and pains, massage rollers,\u00a0running on weed<\/a>, how many miles you did for your long run on Sunday, and your nagging aches and pains. It\u2019s\u00a0great<\/em>, and no one<\/em> is exhausted by your bullshit.<\/p>\n

Oh, and did I mention you can also delight everyone by reminding them how you\u2019re not drinking because you\u2019re training for a marathon? Clearly, Blue Moon got the memo that I\u2019m training for a marathon.<\/p>\n