As the father of two industrious members of the Girl Scouts, it has not exactly gone unnoticed that the organization has turned my children into cutthroat salespeople. Still, when they’re not selling Thin Mints and Do-Si-Dos outside the local Walmart with their pals, there is an emphasis on community service and occasional camping trips. It’s not all that bad.
Still, something about that ABC—always be closing—mentality must have gotten to design collective MSCHF, and their latest drop is MSCHF Scout Cookies “intended for resale via child labor.” Flavors include Treasury Mints, Caramel Cashouts, and Peanut Butter Profits.
